Morning-After Update:
– Matt Damon And The ‘Monuments Men’ Cast Read Mean Tweets About Themselves On ‘Kimmel’
– Jay Leno Gave A Heartfelt, Tearful Goodbye On His Last Episode Of ‘The Tonight Show’
– Conan Went All Out In This Fantastic Cold Open For His ‘The Walking Dead’ Extravaganza
– Everyone From Oprah To Kim Kardashian Bid Farewell To Jay Leno In This Musical Number
XXII Winter Olympics (NBC, 8 p.m.) — No Community or Parks and Recreation. Instead, we get preliminary rounds of snowboarding, freestyle skiing, and figure skating. Oh.
Ghostbusters (Esquire, 8 p.m.) — There’s nothing else on.
Rake (Fox, 9 p.m.) — “Finn is disappointed when Keegan doesn’t come through on a promise to have Tony Hawk attend a school auction.” Without Tony Hawk, how will people skateboard to Goldfinger songs?
Spoils of Babylon (IFC, 10 p.m.) — Season finale. Now I have “Superman” in my head.
Elementary (CBS, 10 p.m.) — A ballerina at a professional dance company is murdered. I’m very disappointed the episode isn’t titled “PiroDEAD.”
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Michael Keaton, Sean Lennon, and the Flaming Lips on Letterman; Billy Crystal and Garth Brooks on Leno; George Clooney, Matt Damon, John Goodman, Cate Blanchett, Bob Balaban, and Bill Murray on Kimmel; John Goodman and Imogen Poots on Ferguson; Colin Farrell, Chris Pratt, and 2 Chainz on Fallon; The Walking Dead cast on Conan; Robyn Doolittle on Stewart; and Charlie Crist on Colbert.
