The Bachelor (CBS, 8 p.m.) — This season’s bachelor is named Juan Pablo. JUAN PABLO.
The Blacklist (NBC, 8 p.m.) — If you missed any of The Blacklist, NBC is mini-marathoning episodes tonight, including the pilot and the episode where James Spader wears a hat and a smirk.
BCS National Championship 2014 (ESPN, 8:30 p.m.) — Auburn vs. Florida State, or The Team That Even Non-College Football Fans Know About Because of This vs. the Cleveland Browns Future Quarterback.
Hostages (CBS, 9 p.m.) — Season finale. This show’s almost as funny as The Following. ALMOST.
Rachael vs. Guy Celebrity Cook-Off (Food, 9 p.m.) — Season premiere. No thank you.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Lena Dunham and Max Greenfield on Letterman; Louis C.K and John McCain on Leno; Courteney Cox on Kimmel; Kathy Griffin and Haley Joel Osment on Ferguson; Matthew McConaughey, Gisele Bundchen, and Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks on Fallon; Timothy Olyphant and David Koechner on Conan; Oscar Isaac on Stewart; and Ken Roth on Colbert.
