In what I sincerely hope is the final edition of “photos from that time the ShamWow guy beat up a hooker after she bit his tongue” (see part one here), The Smoking Gun today released police photographs of ShamWow pitchman Vince Schlomi, Sasha Harris (the prostitute he fought with), and the hotel room where their fisticuffs occurred. See the entire gallery at TSG, but I’ve got what I consider the highlights right here, including:
- Hey, is that blood in his hair? Why yes, yes it is.
- Delivery! Did someone order a bloody hooker handcuffed to a hospital bed?
- And look, she’s got blood in her hair, too! What a great couple!
- Bloody sheets AND discarded condoms? Looks like quite a party.
- Let he who hasn’t had his cell phone caked in dry blood throw the first punch at a hooker.