Happy Justin Bieber Birthday Day! May his most special of days be filled with diseased women, illegal substances, and black dudes pretending to lose at basketball. In honor of this prestigious should-be holiday, I thought I’d celebrate by talking a trip down memory lane by reliving his 19th year all over again. Won’t you join me?
March 2013: Justin Bieber celebrated his 19th birthday by partying until 6am shirtless, natch. It would be the start of a trend we’d see more of throughout the year.
March 2013: Bieber worked up the best of his wee might to “attack” a photographer in London and the result was these photos that launched a thousand memes. Never forget!
April 2013: Biebs really ratcheted up the twattiness by suggesting that holocaust victim Anne Frank would have been a “Belieber.”
May 2013: Bieber’s pet monkey “Mally” was seized by German customs after he illegally tried to sneak it into the country. He later abandoned efforts to retrieve Mally.
I want more like this!
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