It’s not often you sympathize with a #BRAND, but that’s what happens when thousands of idiots are calling for a boycott because Coke had the GALL to have “non-Americans” sing “America the Beautiful” in their Super Bowl commercial. It’s something right out of a South Park episode, though it might even be too obvious for Matt and Trey: “The national anthem is suppose to be in ENGLISH.” “We speak English. Quit slapping real Americans in the face with your offensive commercials.” #BoycottCoke? #BoycottPeople.
Oh yeah, and “America the Beautiful” is our National Anthem now, got it?
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