Here’s what I want you to do:
- Watch this video of the Russian Police Choir performing Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” once all the way through. Just soak the whole thing in. Really sit back and let it all wash over you.
- Then, watch it again, but only focus on the singer on the far right. No one has ever felt a song as much as he was feeling “Get Lucky” during this performance. I hope he set up a merch table out back after the show and I hope he sold everything he had in a mad 30-second frenzy where rabid fans attacked the table like piranhas attacking an injured goldfish.
- Watch it one more time, but this time focus on the guys in the back. Especially the dude in the middle with the mustache, and especially at the 3:25 mark.
I take it all back, Sochi. Do whatever the hell you want with your weird, broken toilets. You’ve given the world a gift today.