It feels like forever ago since Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter performed with the Dad from Growing Pains son to that song about rape. During the performance, she ‘twerked’ and that word and body motion has been all over the place, even if what she did was not actually twerk, but who cares?
Suffice to say, when you see Dame Helen Mirren doing it reluctantly, you’re going to see something special. She brings a bit of class and elegance to bouncing your ass up in the air while being honored as the 2014 Woman of the Year by Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals. She looks great twerking, as expected, but when I do it, they just kick me out of Home Depot. It’s not my fault Home Depot brings the biggest hits over the radio when I’m buying duct tape and Skittles!