It has been a very busy month for international hot potato Justin Bieber — after being arrested in Miami on a DUI, he then was spotted in Panama before returning to Toronto on another charge. Man, when times get tough, if only there was something Bieber could take, or smoke, that would make him feel better?
According to unnamed sources (the 1992 Hyundai Accent of sources), Justin still has a smile on his face because he is high as a mutha biebin kite:
Bieber spends $8,000 a week on marijuana, according to the Daily Mail, which reported he also uses codeine-laced cough syrup in a concoction rappers call “sizzurp,” plus Xanax and Ambien.
According to my calculations, that’s gotta be at least 2 lbs a week, unless he’s getting a terrible rate and I would bet no dealer is giving anyone who does their hair like that a good rate.
Now that might sound like a ridiculously high amount to spend on weed, but keep in mind that Willie Nelson, Bill Maher, Woody Harrelson, Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa and the entire cast of Workaholics are all listed as dependents on his taxes.
So $8,000 a week is a lot of money to be spending, luckily he’s great with the rest of his funds right?
“He’s blowing through $1 million a month,” a source told me. “The guys handling his investments at Mellon Bank complain that there is nothing left for them to invest.”
#InvestmentBankerProblems. So where’s the money going?
…he has a large entourage, some of whom live and travel with him. The pop idol and his posse, including his hard-partying father, just returned from a lavish vacation in Panama.
Ah, the old MC Hammer in the Bucket syndrome. Well he better stop this crazy spending and start touring again. What’s that? He wants to what? Oh I’m sure that will solve everything.