Why this is the best Valentine: what did you do for your Valentine today? Did you buy a dented box of chocolate in the shape of a heart from CVS, or Frank Sinatra’s Greatest Love Songs from Walmart? Did you even remember it’s Valentine’s Day? The fact that Alex put this much effort into making today memorable for Jodie is better than nothing, which is exactly how much I spent on my wife’s present.
Why this is the worst Valentine: Breaking Bad? More like, she’s gonna be breaking UP with him, amirite?