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By / 02.18.14
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Good news! Just because Charlie Sheen is a horrible garbage person and incompetent father of four young children, doesn’t mean that he’s ruled out the possibility of having even more dysfunctional children with his porn star fiancee Brett Rossi.

If you’ll recall, Sheen has two daughters, Lola and Sam, with ex-wife Denise Richards, as well as twin boys Max and Bob with ex-wife Brooke Mueller. Until recently, Denise Richards had been raising Max And Bob due to the fact that Brooke Mueller is a giant crackhead — but had to surrender custody because the twins were displaying violent behavior. They are currently living with Mueller’s brother. SO YEAH, GREAT IDEA. From TMZ:

Sheen tells TMZ … he’s absolutely open to having children with Brett Rossi.  At 24 she’s not experienced the joy of childbirth, and she wants a family.  Charlie will accommodate her, but he says not right away. As Charlie put it, “I’m having way too much fun with her right now.  So much fun it should be illegal.”

Charlie says Brett has spent time with twins Bob and Max.  He says she loves them and vice versa.

Charlie — who’s been married 3 times — also tells us he WON’T demand a formal prenup from Brett.  Charlie says, “Prenups poison marriages.”  According to Charlie, his form of prenup will be short and sweet … one line:  “You keep your s**t and I’ll keep mine.”

Uhhh yeah. I have a good feeling whatever he’s doing with Brett Rossi probably is actually like really illegal. Also, I’m no big city lawyer, so I have no idea how ironclad “You keep your sh*t and I’ll keep mine” is, but I’m betting she’s going to want to get knocked up as quickly as possible to get a piece of that sweet, sweet child support pie. That poor kid would be better off raised by a pack of wild deer or a toaster or something.

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