Miley Cyrus On The Cover Of ‘W Magazine’ Is A Naked Photoshop Disaster

By: 02.03.14  •  29 Comments

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If W Magazine was a surgeon and Miley Cyrus their patient, we’d be reading about a botched procedure lawsuit any day now, because good golly: what happened? Yeah, yeah, “I can’t tell any difference HARF HARF HARF,” but I don’t remember Miley ever looking like Courtney Love and Donatella Versace’s love child, with eyebrows ripped off of Die Antwoord’s Yolandi Visser.

Maybe there’s an explanation in her interview with Ronan Farrow, which what?

When asked about the criticism, Cyrus simply says, “I don’t give a shit. I’m not Disney, where they have, like, an Asian girl, a black girl, and a white girl, to be politically correct, and, like, everyone has bright-colored T-shirts. You know, it’s like, I’m not making any kind of statement. Anyone that hates on you is always below you, because they’re just jealous of what you have.” Cyrus seems to have developed a preternatural ability to tune things out. (“I have a hard time listening,” she concedes.) That goes for both criticism and other people. “I have a lot of people that I could call and hang out with, but I have very few friends, if that makes any sense,” she tells me. “Like, I just don’t tell a lot of people anything. Everyone’s always like, ‘You’re so sketch.’” (Via)

Nope, and now I need an explanation for why Ronan Farrow interviewed Miley Cyrus. SO sketch.

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Photos and text via W Magazine

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