Colin Powell took a selfie way back before all of these hipsters took a selfie of themselves through an Instagram filter while sitting in their car. Hipsters everywhere this morning spilled their extra-large, half-skinny, half-1 percent, extra hot, split quad shot (two shots decaf, two shots regular) latte with whip, ALL over their tight jeans after they looked at the picture. So they replaced it with a grande, iced, half-caf, triple mocha latte macchiato, because that last coffee that they ordered is too cool now. I don’t even know what I just said.
I want more like this!
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