In a real life lesbian porn situation, two female teachers that were caught showing each other their anatomy in a high school classroom are off the hook. Via NY Post:
The Manhattan appellate judges said foreign-language teachers Alini Brito, 34, and Cindy Mauro, 38, were treated too harshly when they were dismissed for engaging in a topless classroom tryst inside Brooklyn’s James Madison HS in 2009.
“The penalty of termination is shockingly disproportionate,” said the ruling, which noted that “engagement in what appeared to be consensual sexual conduct with an adult colleague is not in and of itself criminal or otherwise improper.”
Well, at least it was between two attractive adults and not with a student or anything. Although, I can picture a 17 year old me walking in on it and, well, yeah, we all know where I’m going here. “PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON, YOU HARLOTS! THIS IS A PLACE OF LEARNING!” I’m guessing the other teachers are absolutely losing their minds.
The ruling stunned fellow teachers, who feared the judges have given a green light to all sorts of kinky classroom sleaze.
“[It] sets a poor example for other teachers. They may think they can do it, too,” fumed one James Madison teacher, who asked not to be named.
“Things like that shouldn’t be done in the classroom. Couldn’t they have waited until they got home?”
So, knowing kids, this school has a nickname.
The ruling also shocked students at the school, which became known as “Horndog High” after news spread of Brito and Mauro’s canoodling. “A student could have walked in on them,” said 10th-grader Tiffany Kagan.
Horndog High is better than my terrible high school’s nickname of Heroin High. Not sure how we got that nickname, probably because of all the Marijuana. So, the teachers were in school after hours? Why would anyone want to be in school after hours except to…oh, right, get dirty. Right?
In deciding to go easy on the teachers, the judge gave them credit because their gropefest happened while they were at the school after hours to attend a musical competition on Nov. 20, 2009, “although [they] were not required to do so.”
Apparently the student musical was kind of a snooze. The duo snuck away from the festivities to a third-floor classroom, where the “partially undressed” romance-language teachers were caught making out by school safety agents.
What the hell is a school safety agent? Are they one of those dorks that have the orange sash on with fake power? I admit, my brother was one of the leaders of the orange belt safety squad, and I had to substitute for him by riding my bike around and checking all of the crosswalks where they operated. It was a perfect example of how I would be a monster with any type of authoritative power.
Via NY Post
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