'The Daily Show' Came Up With The Perfect Slogan Suggestion For Fox News

By: 03.05.14  •  35 Comments

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On last night’s The Daily Show, Jon Stewart and his band of merry Jew Yorkers went after Fox News for being obsessed with poor people using their food stamps on seafood instead of, I dunno, chocolate-covered gummy bears stuffed with personal pizzas. “What’s with the f*cking fish?!” indeed (or maybe he was talking about Abe Vigoda?). Stewart also came up with the perfect slogan suggestion for Fox News: “We Read the Chain Mails Your Grandma Gets In Her Inbox Out Loud Like They Were True.”

Come again, Megyn Kelly, what’s this about Nobama building an illegal immigrant army?

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