Redditor Philkolons claims that in the 1990s, his buddy used to get into 18+ shows using the fake ID you see above. He adds, “This gem was passed off to my friend outside [famous nightclub] Emo’s in Austin circa 1992-3.” It’s unclear if it’s ACTUALLY Matthew McConaughey’s ID, passed down from generation to generation like the Sex Bible in American Pie, or an authentic-looking fake that only worked on bouncers who never saw McConaughey’s life-altering performance as Guy #2 in My Boyfriend’s Back.
I choose to believe the former. Hey, Rust Cohle, would you like your ID back?
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