Friends of mine were having a very important discussion the other night, and asked me if I ever used a “landing pad” while pooping in public — which is apparently that thing where you stuff a bunch if toilet paper in the toilet first so nobody hears the plops. My response was that no, I don’t ever use a landing pad, because I don’t poop in public, PERIOD. There have been a couple of times where I’ve had emergency, uh, illness situations and somehow when faced when having to use a public restroom my sphincter goes into fight or flight mode and shuts the operation down. I don’t even like to poop in my own home if we have houseguests and to be perfectly honest, I’d prefer that my husband not be home either.
I want more like this!
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