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Let's Check Out Twitter's Best First Tweets With The New #FirstTweet Tool

By / 03.20.14

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We’ve been having some fun with Twitter’s new #FirstTweet microsite, so when Washington Post reporter Mark Berman hilariously dug up Oprah’s AMAZING first tweet earlier today, I thought it would be fun to go back and check out some of our favorite (and least favorite) celebrities’ forays into Twitter. Let’s start out with Oprah’s perfect “mom” tweet and be reminded why our mothers aren’t on Twitter. Sorry I mean “Twitters.”

OPRAH-TWEET

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Patton Oswalt already wins at #FirstTweets:

PATTON-TWEET

BLACK-TWEET

Guy Fieri’s “big T” debut required an entire media team in addition to a “creative guru”:

FIERI-TWEET

BRIE-TWEET

COLBERT-TWEET

CYRUS-TWEET

Y’all excited for the Jay Leno Show???

LENO-TWEET

Oh, right:

OBRIEN-TWEET

UGHHHHH shut up shut up shut up:

SHIA-TWEET

DEEN-TWEET

So this is probably totally awkward now:

LOHAN-TWEET

OFFERMAN-TWEET

SCOTT-TWEET

Aww, MySpace Biebs:

BIEB-TWEET

And just in case you were wondering — Uproxx’s first tweet involved blowjobs. Would you expect anything less?

uproxx-first tweet

Meanwhile, my first tweet looks like it was written by a blindfolded person in a dark room who’s first language is not English. Nailed it!

STACEY-TWEET

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