Have you ever wanted to hear all the best philosophical quotes from Game of Thrones? Well, this video lays them all out before the premiere so you can put them in your Facebook status to impress your friends. But then you won’t give credit to Game of Thrones, and friends will start commenting on how smart you are. Then you’ll take credit for the quote and a guy you don’t talk to from high school will point out that it’s from Game of Thrones, and then you’re a big fat phony. You’ll never escape the Holden Caulfield’s of this world.