Willie the cat, like most cats, has a natural instinct for destruction and mayhem — as evidenced by the fact that he happily ruins an entire roll of toilet paper by pulling it off its roll. What sets Willie apart from other cats, however, is his willingness to fix his mistake. On that note, I wish Willie could teach my cat to rehang the curtain that she pulls off the window every f*cking day.
Still wouldn’t use toilet paper that’s been touched all over by a cat’s paw, though. They dig through their own poop with those things! I don’t even know what kind of diseases you could give your privates that way. Happy Friday!