I love pizza. I mean, I LOVE it, which is why I try avoid it. If I didn’t avoid it, I’d be laying on the couch giving up on all the goals in my life. Eating pizza makes you a fatty very quick. But, some guy in the UK decided he loved his pizza a very different way. He claims to have burned his dong by having sex with it. What follows is his complaints to the Domino’s UK Twitter Account:
I’m going to throw my hat onto the side of this guy is trolling super hard with Domino’s. I mean, if he wants to f*ck his pizza, he should go for a better pizza than Domino’s. Not to down them, but if you want to have sex with a pizza, you better go all out. Maybe get some more toppings than just Pepperoni. Maybe throw some Mac and Cheese on there. Get weird with it. Well, weirder.