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Farrah Abraham is back, everyone! I mean, she’s never really gone away, but now she’s got an “erotic romance” series coming out. Hooray! The series, called “Celebrity Sex Tape,” will supposedly document her personal experiences making the Backdoor Teen Mom sex tapes, I guess. Because what’s more titillating than erotic literature about a fake leaked sex tape which was horrifically unsexy in the first place? Sure, why not, if 50 Shades of Grey is a thing. Farrah told Fishwrapper:
“I was inspired to write a book about someone who went from being ‘normal’ to a reality star in the public eye. Book One: In the Making allowed me to explore my personal experiences over the last year while also branching out into fiction at the same time. Ellora’s Cave Publishing was the perfect fit for my first romance series because they celebrate women’s sexuality in a positive and healthy way. Starting the Celebrity Sex Tape series allowed me to transition my energy into a learning experience for me and my readers.”
I feel truly sorry for any woman that has a “learning experience” from an erotic book Farrah Abraham writes about fake sex. As promised, here’s the cover art:
What is even going on here? I am pretty sure every single component in this image has been individually Photoshopped together. Who is this guy? Are they even touching each other? The image quality and lighting are completely off. Also WTF is up with the bubbles? Is she supposed to be in a bubble bath because the bubbles look like they’re going right through her. Also, seeing “New York Times Bestselling Author” on a Farrah Abraham book makes me want to go stick my head in the oven.
Anyway, you can preorder from Amazon for $6.00. You’re welcome!
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Wasn’t she going to write christian-themed childrens books, or is this the same thing. Like a Sodom & Gomorrah edition.
Strange how at first glance she looks like Kim Kardashian on the cover. Somebody needs to replace the title with “The Hobbit”.
I really wish someone working on at this site would just give us a percentage number of how much her people pay for her stories to be published here. Is it more than half the budget?
I’m putting the over under at 20%.
It’s pretty amazing how quickly Uproxx has turned into a media blitz for a bunch of people / shit that no one gives a fuck about.
Is it just me or does that dude look like a sex doll? Or maybe you just have to have dead eyes if you’re anywhere near this vapid twunt.
Wow! “Vapid Twunt” is my SECOND favorite Clash song!
“Ellora’s Cave Publishing was the perfect fit for my *first romance series* because they celebrate women’s sexuality in a positive and healthy way.”
FIRST romance series? FIRST?! Jesus God, think of the children… THE CHILDREN!
Also, she is a dog with physics-defying titays. Thank you, and goodnight.
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Just don’t look, just don’t look!”
If there were a book burning, these novels would smell like molten KY jelly and anal beads.