Jon Hamm may have ditched the floppy hair and the white t-shirts, but he still gives “fabulous” foot rubs. Not to strangers named Mary, who we still haven’t heard from since The Big Date clip went viral and now I’m worried, but to his long-time girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt. Was she aware of her lover’s dating past? Yes, as Hamm explained on last night’s The Late Late Show, but that doesn’t mean she’s happy everyone’s GIF-ing about it. Hey, we all did crazy things in the 1990s, like not choose Jon Hamm. Poor Mary.