Fresh off the State of the Union address, the White House is now obligated to respond to a petition signed by over 100,000 people that care enough to sign a petition to deport Justin Bieber, instead of sentencing him to death by catapult. Via Petition:
“We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive and drug-abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”
While I agree with the petition, the fact that it was created is hilarious. Last night, I had some news show on and they kept comparing Justin Bieber to The Beatles. That’s like comparing cheese on a tossed McDonald’s wrapper to a home cooked meal by your Grandma. The White House won’t do anything about this, obviously, because they have to focus one real issues, like LEGALIZING IT.
But seriously, who knows when the White House will get to responding to this petition, but you can bet that the person writing the response will drink a fifth of cheap vodka later that night and question all the choices they’ve ever made up until that point.