We’ve been having some fun with Twitter’s new #FirstTweet microsite, so when Washington Post reporter Mark Berman hilariously dug up Oprah’s AMAZING first tweet earlier today, I thought it would be fun to go back and check out some of our favorite (and least favorite) celebrities’ forays into Twitter. Let’s start out with Oprah’s perfect “mom” tweet and be reminded why our mothers aren’t on Twitter. Sorry I mean “Twitters.”
Patton Oswalt already wins at #FirstTweets:
Guy Fieri’s “big T” debut required an entire media team in addition to a “creative guru”:
Y’all excited for the Jay Leno Show???
UGHHHHH shut up shut up shut up:
So this is probably totally awkward now:
Aww, MySpace Biebs:
And just in case you were wondering — Uproxx’s first tweet involved blowjobs. Would you expect anything less?
Meanwhile, my first tweet looks like it was written by a blindfolded person in a dark room who’s first language is not English. Nailed it!