We all have our pet peeves. Mine is the video above saying “Mila Franco.” Mila Kunis’ is men saying “we’re pregnant.” You’re not the one, fellas, carrying a watermelon inside your butt (that’s how pregnancy works, right?) — the lady is. She’s crying to Bette Midler songs and throwing up in the middle of the night, not because of too many tequila shots but because there’s a human growing inside her.
So to recap: f*ck you, Ashton Kutcher.