Hot on the heels of news that Mila Kunis is engaged to Ashton Kutcher, comes the news that Mila Kunis is going to guest star on his dumb-dumb television show, Two and a Half Men. I honestly don’t know which of these things are worse. Is this in the prenuptial agreement? Is Ashton Kutcher the devil and she signed a contract? Mila Kunis was in Black Swan and Forgetting Sarah Marshall and has an otherwise very promising film career. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING. The Hollywood Reporter reports:
Kunis will play Vivian, a young, beautiful and free-spirited world traveler who shows up on Walden’s doorstep. Walden feels an instant connection with her, convinced she’s “the one.” The problem is, Walden was about to propose to someone else.
Oh of course because it’s not like they’d cast her to play a nuclear physicist who isn’t somehow romantically involved with Ashton Kutcher’s character. Anyway, isn’t this kind of like one of those “don’t sh*t where you eat” things, or in this case — don’t eat where you sh*t? If you look at it that way Mila Kunis basically just signed up for a three-course Applebee’s meal on the toilet.