Morrissey and Pamela Anderson are unlikely friends. He’s a diligent vegetarian and she’s had a lot of meat inside her (ZING!), yet there they are together in his “Earth is the Loneliest Planet” music video, asexually eye-f*cking each other on top of the Capitol Tower building. It makes about as much sense as releasing a spoken-word song as a single, I guess. Watch it below.