Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen should work for the New York tourism board. Their faces should be on every subway ad (no one would DARE draw a penis mustache on Magneto), their likenesses adorning every taxi. I’d even chip in a few bucks to hire them to stand in JFK, to say hello to the arrivals. They’re that delightful, and recently, everyone’s favorite gay straight couple went on a whirlwind tour of the Big Apple.
They saw Coney Island, they visited the Stonewall Inn, they stood in front of some bull balls. They saw and did it all, except go to M&M’s World in Times Square. They’re smart enough to stay away.