Is Robin Thicke Actually A Giant Human Ken Doll? An Investigation.

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I’ve always thought something seemed — I don’t know — off about Robin Thicke. It’s like the guy is somehow manufactured, almost as if he isn’t quite 100% real. It wasn’t until this brilliant, eagle-eyed Reddit user pointed out the way he holds his arm out however, that I realized this: Robin Thicke is basically a human Ken Doll. And once I went down that rabbit hole — well, there was no coming back. Don’t believe me? Please join me in viewing exhibits A through F:

Exhibit A: Different looks; same pose

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

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Exhibit B: Sunglasses Fun Ken

Z100's Jingle Ball 2013 - Press Room

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Exhibit C: Leather Daddy Ken

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Exhibit D: Same hair

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Exhibit E: The Pose is not reserved solely for red carpet appearances

Celebrity Sightings In New York City - October 23, 2013

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Exhibit F: The former Mrs. Thicke gets in on the action, too

2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

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Overall, the evidence is pretty damning that Robin Thicke is, in fact, a giant human Ken Doll. I don’t think I can say to an absolute certainly though, unfortunately, until I see a side-by-side anatomic comparison. Does Robin Thicke “have a big D?” Scientific theory suggests to the contrary.

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