The above clip is allegedly closed-circuit footage taken back in October of a cat falling through ceiling of the Adler Arena, Sochi‘s Olympic speed skating venue. The building has been open for competition since 2012, which would eliminate the possibility of some kind of mid-construction issue. Malfunctioning toilets, brown water and athletes getting stuck in bathrooms and elevators is kind of child’s play compared to a tiny house cat just completely annihilating the ceiling of a huge Olympic sporting arena. To hell with gold medals, if you ask me this cat just won the Olympics: Best Arena Ceiling Takedown By A Ten Pound Feline. Yeah b*tches, I just made that category up. Now please hand this cat it’s gold-plated can opener.