Mario Kart is a touchy subject in my family. I can’t tell you how many times my brother and I have fist fought over time trials on Mario Kart 64. Every time we hang out during holidays, we think playing it would be a fun thing to do, but then it turns into rage and childish name calling. This Olympic speed skating Mario Kart video takes all the best moments from the game and pastes them into this race, minus me freaking out.
I swear, if you hit me with a shell on the 3rd lap when I’m near the finish line, I will raise my voice at you in public.
Not cool, Mario. Not cool at all.