Some brilliant internet person has finally figured out a way to combine two of my great loves: House of Cards and bread products, with House of Carbs. The only way this could be better is if they [SPOILER!] figured out a way to push Kate Mara off the subway platform into a giant swimming pool of spaghetti. And the only thing better than that would be if I could actually jump into a giant swimming pool of spaghetti. Maybe I’m just projecting here.
I’m not creative enough to come up with it myself, but prize for anyone who figures out a way to put together a True Detective-cheese mashup tumblr.*
*The prize will actually just be gratitude and adulation from yours truly.
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