Unless you’ve been living under a rock you’re probably aware that Taco Bell unveiled their big breakfast menu today. Burnsy will have an official UPROXX review of the full breakfast menu up tomorrow, but in the meantime a competitive eater who goes by Jamie “The Bear” McDonald (Note: POSSIBLE RELATION to one of the Ronald McDonalds) decided to see how fast he could consume eighteen breakfast tacos — half sausage and half bacon. It was supposed to be twenty breakfast tacos, but just because Taco Bell has a brand spanking new breakfast menu doesn’t mean that their crappy, unreliable service isn’t exactly the same!
I think my favorite thing about this video is that behind the back of the guy eating eighteen Taco Bell breakfast tacos is a fancy looking wine rack with ostensibly some nice-looking bottles of wine in it. Was he sure he didn’t want to pair the eighteen breakfast tacos with a smoky Pinot Noir or possibly even a full bodied Cabernet Sauvignon? The tapeworms more than likely just introduced into his GI system would have probably appreciated that as well.