MLB’s Opening Day* is finally here, and it’s sure to have all the traditional accoutrements — fresh cut grass, blue skies, the crack of the bat, root-root-root for the home team, and all that. But it’s not officially Opening Day until someone totally biffs a ceremonial first pitch. Who will it be this year? While we wait to find out, enjoy this compilation of some of the worst first pitches in history.
*If you don’t count last night’s game. Or the regular season games played in Australia last week. Also, some teams aren’t playing today.