It’s Ya Boy Bill Nye The Jay Z Guy

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02.28.14 2 Comments

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If you ain’t got null hypotheses, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 values but my p <0.01

I got the chi-squared on the bar-erred
Foes that wanna see my ass ain’t chaired
Flat-Earthers say that to debate, I’m scared
I’m from department, stupid, what kinda facts compared
We grad’ated with honors, our knowledge prepared
We celebrated every time Science Guy aired
I’m like, fuck creationists, your eisegesis’ impaired
If you don’t like the Origin your argument still won’t fare
Got beef with Revival if I won’t play they show
Just don’t preach in school and I won’t give a bleep so
Ken Ham try and use my discipline
So the tithers give ‘im more cashin’ in — bleep this
I don’t know what you take me as,
But try to understand the intelligence tha Science Guy has
I’m on Riemann zeta, baby, I ain’t dumb
I got 99 values but my p<0.01

…SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. But also, that’s great. Better than mine:

Science ain’t lie
I done came through the lab in everything that’s pi
I’m like Niels Henrik David Bohr with a bowtie on

I am not the Weird Al of science-rap.

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