License Plates Scanned At Border Shared With Insurance Companies
Errant Shot Breaks Window During Brazilian Soccer Game

Olympian Breaks U.S. "Beer Mile" Record

Four beers. Four trips around the track. This needs to be a real Olympic sport.

Nick Symmonds, who finished fifth in the 800-meter final in London, completes the task in 5:19, short of the world record (5:09) but good for a new U.S. record.

Share This Page:

The Newest Videos Before They Go Viral

J.K. Simmons Gets To See The Bad Side Of Kenan Thompson In These ‘Saturday Night Live’ Promos

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

It’s Time To Settle Which Country Has The Best Mac N’ Cheese Variety: Canada Or The USA

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Manny Pacquiao And Floyd Mayweather Faced Off At Tonight’s Heat/Bucks Game

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Watch Steph Curry Throw Half Court Alley-Oop Off A Touch Pass

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Rainn Wilson Feels That Hipster Foodies Are Signaling The Collapse Of Civilization

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

2 Chainz Brings The Crew Along For ‘T.R.U. Jack City’ Mixtape

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Neil deGrasse Tyson Admits That His Own #DeflateGate Science Was Way Off Too

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

James Caan Is Getting Divorced For The Third Time From The Same Woman

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Of Course Portland Now Wants To Make Beer Out Of Sewage Water

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

The World’s Greatest Hotel Concierge Surprised A Guest With Nic Cage Pictures

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

A Very Russian Tom Hardy Is Investigating A Serial Killer In The ‘Child 44′ Trailer

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

New Yorkers Are Looking For Snow Day Companionship On Craigslist

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Listen To Young Thug And Metro Boomin’s ‘Speed Racer’

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Robert Downey Jr. Is Producing A Movie About Quint’s USS Indianapolis Story In ‘Jaws’

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Paul Feig Follows Up His ‘Ghostbusters’ Casting Announcement With A Release Date

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Portland Is The Kinkiest City In The United States

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Anthony Davis Is ‘The Special Man’ In This Absurd New Orleans Pelicans Ticket Deal Commercial

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

At Least One Stray Yeti Is Wandering The Snowy Streets Of Boston

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Bad British Commentary Gloriously Takes On The NCAA Championship Game

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.

Ted Jerks Off In The Latest Poster For ‘Ted 2′

Fourbeers.Fourtripsaroundthetrack.ThisneedstobearealOlympicsport.NickSymmonds,whofinishedfifthinthe800-meterfinalinLondon,completesthetaskin5:19,shortoftheworldrecord(5:09)butgoodforanewU.S.record.