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Bane the Telemarketer

Bane –played by Chris Kattan — is forced to get a job as a telemarketer after all his other options dry up. It doesn’t go so well.

Previously: Bane After Batman

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Ab-Soul Dedicates ’47 Bars’ To His Fans

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Kevin Durant Replies To ‘Westbrook Is Better’ Instagram Taunt By Calling Instigator A ‘D*ckhead’

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Whoops! DeMar DeRozan Comes Up Woefully Short On Uncontested 360-Degree Dunk Attempt

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Someone Captured Frightening Video Of A Hungry Moray Eel Trying To Eat This Shark Whole

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The Grave Of Late Pantera Guitarist ‘Dimebag’ Darrell Has Allegedly Been Vandalized

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Drake Just Tied The Beatles’ 51-Year-Old Billboard Record

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All Generations Of The NBA World Mourn The Death Of Anthony Mason

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William Shatner ‘Feels Awful’ That He’s Unable To Attend Leonard Nimoy’s Funeral

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Watch This Suspected Thief Fail Miserably By Knocking Himself Out With His Own Brick

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See Russell Westbrook’s DENTED FACE Suffered During Friday’s Monster Triple-Double Performance

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Michelle Rodriguez Doesn’t Want To See ‘Minorities’ In ‘White’ Superhero Roles

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Russell Westbrook Has Surgery For Cheek Fracture; Will Be Re-Evaluated Next Week

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The World According To Julie J: Crown Me

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Will Smith, Margot Robbie, And Graham Norton Took A Selfie With The Audience, Because Why Not?

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A$AP Twelvyy And A$AP Ant Drop Two New Tracks Over The Past Two Days

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Leonardo DiCaprio Will Play 24 Different Personalities In ‘The Crowded Room’

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Two Major Pot Busts Went Down This Week, Including A Secret Underground Farm In Brooklyn

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