Allow This Possibly Drunk Woman To Explain Monster Trucks (And Sex) To You

We finally did it everyone! We finally answered the question, “how drunk is too drunk?” A radio station interviewed a woman at a monster truck show in Atlanta and uh, let’s just say they got more than they bargained for.

Although it’s hard to make out what she’s saying (because she’s so drunk), we believe there’s a reference to sex with cousins.

And fire away…

“We dated each other’s cousins. He was a cutie pie.”

“We banged each other but not each other. We banged each other’s others.”

“I love his butt.” (this is clearly a reference to the Allison Williams scene)

And if that wasn’t enough, here’s some more from the lovable duo.

[reddit]

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