Arian Foster Says Peas Lead The League In Okayness

05.25.12 6 years ago 19 Comments


Who’s ready for a Pro Bowl running back to opine about the appeal of particular vegetables? Everybody? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure I heard everybody.

Arian Foster was doing just that this morning, launching into a Twitter diatribe about peas, scourge of eccentric NFL players and fictional princesses with tons of mattresses the world over.

Yep, that’s the most quasi-Peter King-esque player statement in the all-time annals of Foreverville. Good timing, too, as PK said this week he’s searching for MMQB guest writers to take the reins of his column with Petey takes his annual four-week vacation from his regular routine of taking vacations. With comments like that, Arian could keep the inanity train humming without missing a beat.

Meanwhile, Tony Gonzalez will fight you if you badmouth bok choy. Those vegan NFLers don’t play.

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