Big Boi Arrested For Trying To Have A Good Time On A Cruise Ship

Big Boi from Outkast was arrested over the weekend when a drug-sniffing border patrol dog smelled something suspicious on him as he was getting off of a cruise ship in Miami.

OutKast member and hip-hop artist Big Boi was arrested in Miami on Sunday for possession of drugs, according to the Miami-Dade Corrections website.

The rapper, whose real name is Antwan Andre Patton, 36, but performs under the name Big Boi, was charged with three counts of possession of Ecstasy, Viagra and MDMA, an ingredient in Ecstasy. Patton did not have a prescription for the Viagra he carried. He faces a fourth count of possession of drug paraphernalia. The website says Big Boi was booked into the Miami-Dade County Jail at around 1:30 p.m. He was released on a $16,000 bond.

Oh come on…the man just wanted to be able to get his freak on while he was rolling on E. Is that so wrong? He was on a cruise for Christ’s sake! Those things get dull as hell after the third day or so — a man’s gotta do something to spice things up. And I doubt he was being a sex tourist like Rush Limbaugh or something. Give Big Boi his Viagra back! Why won’t the government let Big Boi f*ck and trip at the same time?! Damn facists!

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