Unearthed Biography Excerpts Take Shots At Donald Trump’s Eggplant Emoji

04.29.16 2 years ago

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Donald Trump takes plenty of shots at other people, so he shouldn’t be surprised at how eager folks are to attack him in kind. And many of these tactics also echo Trump in going for the easiest jokes possible, which often revolve around his alleged small unit. It’s not a huge leap of logic to assume that a guy who loves erecting skyscrapers may be compensating for other shortcomings. This is one reason why “leightweight chocker” Marco Rubio took such pleasure in pointing out Trump’s small hands in comparison to his otherwise large stature.

This glorious assertion by Little Marco launched a yuge debate about exactly what Trump was hiding, and could a man with such a shortcoming possibly lead the country? The real estate mogul even spent part of a debate assuring the audience that there’s “no problem” downtown. Well, there may be an even bigger issue with Trump’s eggplant emoji. Politico dug deep on folks who’ve followed Trump over the years, and one excerpt from a 1993 biography, Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump, alleges that Trump’s pipes are not in working order:

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