A Bunch Of People You’ve Never Heard Of Are Going To Be In ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

03.29.14 4 years ago 7 Comments

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We could tell you who’s going to be in the next Star Wars film, but it won’t matter. That’s because according to the only Hobbit to chase a figurative dragon, not a literal one, Dominic Monaghan, director J.J. Abrams is planning on casting “unknowns” to fetch coffee for Mr. Harrison Ford when they’re not playing Luke Skywalker, Jr. in Star Wars Episode VII: Not Attack of the Clones.

Monaghan told Dweebcast about his insight into the director’s casting process.

Asked whether he has been approached for a role, he said: “We talked about it a few times. Once I know that he was doing Star Wars I sent him a little congratulatory message and stuff. We’ve talked a few times about it and he said, ‘We’re putting together a cast of unknowns – we want to follow the ’77 New Hope cast because obviously Harrison Ford wasn’t well known at that point, Mark Hamill wasn’t and Carrie Fisher wasn’t either…We don’t want to fall into that mistake of people going, ‘Oh it’s that guy from that thing!’ and then you’re completely out of the Star Wars universe.” (Via)

There’s hope for you yet, lady with the World’s Saddest IMDb Profile.

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No one recognizes her! Only her pee.

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