Charles Hamilton Baits The Internet

08.17.12 5 years ago 34 Comments

Charles Hamilton may appear anything less than lucid, but do not be fooled, fellow rap fans. When The Hedgehog pokes his head out to talk, he’s baiting us, clearly a subscriber to the “there’s no such thing as bad publicity” school of thought. In an interview with MTV, the rap miscreant is supposed to be answering a question regarding his relationship with J. Cole – who Hamilton dissed in a song no one cared to listen to.

What happens from there is a “supernatural” conversation that goes off tangent and into other stratospheres that we’re still waiting on a translation for. The armchair conspiracy theorist in me says his mentioning Jay-Z, Viacom, Sega, Egyptian encryptions, the black painted fingernails…yeah, that fool was baiting hard and trying to play to the usual internet “Illuminati runs rap” crowd.

At any rate, I’m pissed at Chuck. Not because he squandered his talent. Not even because he plays the fruit loop, because I honestly don’t think he’s playing. I’m frustrated because I’m going to have to pay someone to take my Hamilton plaque, instead of being able to flip it on eBay if dude had went on to success. After watching this video, I know success probably isn’t an option and he’ll be lucky to get back to sanity.

As Amp said last night, we’re “looking down” on you, Sonic.

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