Dogs: They’re sorta like us! If you spent the morning after St. Patrick’s Day nude, cranky and refusing to pull yourself off a mattress with no bed sheets — read: 85% of the planet — you’ll be able to relate deeply with the video above. A cute dog by the mighty name of Maximus just can’t be talked out of bed by its “mama,” no matter what offer is sent his way. Gentle prodding can’t do the job and neither can a legally binding human-dog handshake. Even treats aren’t enough for Max to surrender his rectangle of comfort. Granted, we assume this furry friend isn’t in this spot because they guzzled 7 pitchers of green house lager at McDrunkery’s Airport Tavern, but that desire for bed sovereignty no matter what’s being offered is something you can’t help but connect to.
There’s a happy ending for Max’s guardian, of course. She knows the magic word that can get this grumpy pup to surrender the bed and its related squatting rights. It’s not “please,” but we think once you hear it, you’ll get how Maximus can go from 0 to 60 in a heartbeat. Absorb the magic for yourself by hitting play on the video above. Don’t worry, we won’t ask you to leave bed to watch it.