Hey sometimes you gotta drain the lizard, even in the middle of a department store. A man did just that at a Marks and Spencer in England, emptying his bladder on some rather nice jewelry. He was caught by security cameras because hey, pulling down your pants and urinating on stuff isn’t a normal everyday occurrence. The mystery man did about £300 of damage as a result.
All that aside, why would pee on the jewelry? I mean, if I was in a department store and wanted to let loose, I’d totally go in some hats. Maybe some bras if I had time. That way you can see it collect and what is going here?! No you’re a serial “urinator” (is that even a word)?
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