Kaley Cuoco Danced And Looked Like A ‘Ten’ During Her ‘A Chorus Line’ Performance

The cast of The Big Bang Theory, the preferred choice of indifferent airline flyers everywhere, put on a show in Los Angeles last night at the 24th annual A Night at Sardi’s event, which benefits the Alzheimer’s Association. The main, well-paid cast, Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, Melissa Rauch, Kunal Nayyar, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, and Mayim Bialik, performed numbers from Grease (in retrospect, it’s shocking Blossom wasn’t in Grease: Live), while Cuoco also sang “Dance: Ten; Looks: Three” from A Chorus Line.

It’s an… interesting choice for a charity event.

Tits and ass
Had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I’m getting national tours
Tits and ass won’t get you jobs
Unless they’re yours

Didn’t cost a fortune neither
Didn’t hurt my sex life either

We’ve learned so much from Cuoco lately, she should write a Guide to Life. Chapter one: “Never Get Your Wedding Date as a Tattoo.” Chapter two: “Own Your Violation of Privacy.” Chapter three: “When In Doubt, Always Perform a Song with the Lyric, ‘Tits and Ass Can Change Your Life, They Sure Changed Me’ While Raising Money For Charity.” There is no chapter four.

It’s a very short book.

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And in case you’ve forgotten, here’s Cuoco on Lip Sync Battle.