A Colombian teacher named Ladyzunga Cyborg has successfully changed her name to ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ, with the first and second pairs serving as her new first and last names. According to the Daily Telegraph, she “constantly” feels an urge to “redefine” herself and by changing her name:
“I’ve changed my name so people wouldn’t know it’s me.
“It’s not because I was disturbed by it, but because I wanted to always bring an element of surprise.”
This suggests ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ is done. Done, donesies, donezo. Done with the world, done with caring what anyone thinks, and done trying to impress people. Just like Lady Gaga, ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ doesn’t give a crap what anyone thinks.
OPQRST UVWXYZ had been trying to acquire the name change since 2012. She finally received her official government ID after 12 months. However, she might be dismayed to know that she is not the first person to use the alphabet to name herself, at least not according to Lewis Black.
For one possible way to pronounce OPQRST UVWXYZ’s full name, here’s Big Bird: