It’s Magic Mike Day, y’all. You may not have been tracking but ass-less chaps sales are through the roof. And with the film seemingly being a once-in-a-lifetime amalgam of critical acclaim and woo girl bait every realm of the internet seems to have something to say about it. I’ve been intrigued by the acceptable manners in which filmgoers like myself can go about seeing it in the theater. Cajun Boy is all aboard the C-Tates train. Burnsy is chipping away at that virtual restraining order. THE CONVERSATION IS EVERYWHERE.
For giggles I searched “Magic Mike” on Twitter and — SHOCKER — was bombarded by “I JUST SAW MAGIC MIKE AND NOW I’M PREGNANT” messages. Those are a lot of ironic lulzy fun, but for the purpose of keeping this manageable I’ve focused on the genuinely clever/funny/thought-provoking Soderbergh-Takes-On-Male-Stripping tweets here.
Before we get started, a word to the wise: ObamaCare mandates you name the baby some form of “Channing” and/or “Tatum” if you have a baby nine months from Magic Mike Day. Be careful out there this weekend.
