Well this is kind of weird — in more ways than one: Earlier today I referenced Myspace Tom, joking about my long-held belief that he murders prostitutes and buries them in his backyard. Then Videogum unearthed this Maury clip in which a man claims that his girl’s baby isn’t his; rather, Myspace Tom is the father of the baby because…wait for it…the child has blue eyes, a light complexion AND Myspace Tom is her only white friend on Myspace, in addition to having been her first friend on Myspace.
This guy is either the stupidest person walking around today or he’s a genius and I can’t decide which one. And the girl really needs to diversify her circle of friends, obviously.