Have you ever gorged yourself to the point that someone’s told you to theoretically come up for air? If so, these raccoons must be your spirit animals, as they literally have to come up for air while eating a big bowl of kibble and milk, using the efficient technique of shoving their entire heads in the bowl. And because today is Friday, you can also imagine that you’re the raccoon and this is what you’re going to do to a giant trough of beer after work today. You’ve earned it.
